Letter: Have Our Freeholders Been Drug Tested

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Dear Editor,

As a New Jersey marijuana consumer, grower, and distributor, I was shocked to hear the misinformation being spread regarding cannabis by some politicians.

Monmouth County Freeholder Lillian Burry's rant comparing marijuana consumption to murder made me wonder, is she suffering from dementia? But given the fact her colleagues on the all-Republican board also seem to take a similarly delusional stance, it brings me to a second question - Has anyone ever drug tested the Freeholders? Because with ideas that crazy, they must be on drugs.

Ocean County Freeholder Gerry Little also had to pull back after ridiculously claiming that marijuana is worse than cocaine, as a result of significant public ridicule over such an absurd statement. What is wrong with these people?

The Ocean and Monmouth County Freeholders have been spewing prohibitionist crazy talk right out of Reefer Madness, so in the interest of public sanity, I am offering all of them a high potency joint on me.

Should the Freeholders decline my kind offer in lieu of free locally grown "Jersey Fresh" marijuana, I would like to offer them a gift membership in the Flat Earth Society.

REV. DR. ERIC HAFNER
FORMER CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE
TOMS RIVER