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| Contestants are shown during the Ms. Redneck Alabama Pageant in Woodstock, Ala., Saturday July 27, 2013. (Mark Almond/malmond@al.com) |
Now that Donald Trump has appointed himself Chairman of the Kennedy Center, how soon before it degrades into a cheap, sleazy beauty pageant where contestants are judged not on talent or accomplishments, but on how enthusiastically they can praise Trump?
The grand prize: a golden "MAGA Sash" and a photo op at Mar-a-Lago—entry fee required, of course.
The evening’s entertainment? Kid Rock performing the national anthem, Ted Nugent receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award, and Elon Musk being honored with the "Visionary Stable Genius Award" for his outstanding contributions to self-promotion and chaotic leadership.
Naturally, Trump would present the awards himself, take credit for everyone’s success, and wrap up the night with a new, golden "Trump Award" for Best Tribute to Trump—presented by none other than Trump.
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