Irish Words To Live By

In life, there are only two things to worry about: whether you'll live or you'll die.

If you live, there is nothing to worry about.

If you die, there are two things to worry about: whether you'll go to Heaven or Hell.

If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about. 

If you go to Hell, you'll be shaking hands with so many friends you won't have time to worry.