If you voted for Donald trump this past November and consider yourself a "Trumpkin", the Middletown Library is offering a class just for you! Russian for Beginners
That's right, now you too can show your love for Mother Russian and it's leader Vladimir Putin, the same way that our soon to be president Donald Trump does. Only now, you can do it after you learn how to express yourself verbally after learning how to say, "I love you" in Russian, instead of relying on an incoherent, 3 am Twitter tirade.
Classes are for adults only on Thursday nights, so hurry up now and sign up. Your comrades are waiting.