Sunday, February 2, 2014

Groundhogs Day 2014: Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter





Here is Punxsutawney Phil's 2014 Proclamation:

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Now this Feburary 2nd, 2014, the One Hundred and Twenty Eighth Annual trek
of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club to Gobbler's Knob,
Punxsutawney Pennsylvannia..

Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of Seers,Prognastictor of Prognasticators, was
awakened from his burrow at 7:28 am by the cheers of thousands of
his faithful followers..

Phil looked to the sky and gazed around his stump. Then...speaking in
Groundhogeses, he directed President Deely to the correct scroll, which read

A Super Bowl winner I will not predict,
but my weather forecast you cannot contradict,
That's not a football lying besides me
it's my shadow you see
So, six more weeks of winter it will be!


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