if you think when Jesus said to look after the poor, sick and elderly he really meant corporations and billionaires
if you think the government can't be trusted to do much of anything. Except for killing people.
if you consider an old man talking to an empty chair to be insightful political commentary.
if you're against raising the minimum wage to $9 because "it was $2.15 in 1968 and that should be good enough now."
if your "intellectual hero" is a Russian atheist adulterer who sponged off of Social Security & Medicare [Ayn Rand]
if you think the History is going to look back fondly at all the people who stood up for big oil.
if you grumble about the evil socialist President while depositing your social security check.
if You Think Oil Companies are the Good Guys and Scientists and Environmentalist are Evil.
if you're only for abortion in cases of pregnant mistress.
if you're a white male who thinks Latinos love Marco Rubio.
2. if FACTS HURT
if you think the government should make it harder to love each other but easier to kill each other
If you think caring for life starts at conception and ends at birth.
If you despise people on gov't assistance, but are against raising the minimum wage.
if you speak of how Medicare helps your mother and you had student loans, but you don't want that for others. [Marco Rubio]
if you think rich people will voluntarily take good care of poor people.
3. if you believe Reagan who raised taxes 11 times is a conservative, yet Obama who lowered taxes 3 times is a socialist.
if You Think Corporations are People but Actual People are 'Parasites' and 'Takers'.
if you believe that government should stay out of personal issues but want to decide who marries whom.
if You Think Everyone Having a Gun Will Make Us Safer but Think Everyone Having Healthcare Will Kill Us.
if You Care About No One Besides Yourself.
if you support small government while Obama is President, but were silent about GWB's spending.
if you want church at school, school at home and guns at all three.
4, if you talk about freedom, but want Government in my bedroom
if you are tired of seeing your hard earned money, by the calluses on your hands, go to people with calluses on their asses
if you preach the teachings of Christ, but tell the poor and needy to drop dead.
5. if you say you are a Christian but you are pro: war, death penalty, assault weapons, Corporations, and anti-helping the poor.
6. if you want to shoot people coming across the Mexican border but grant Cubans instant citizenship.
if your life has hardly changed but you're utterly convinced Obama is completely destroying the nation.7. if you think Fox News is really NEWS...-
if you force women to have unwanted babies then complain about taxes paying for that child's welfare, housing & care.
if you claim independence and personal responsibility and follow it up by blaming everything wrong in your life on Obama.
if you blame mass murder on mental illness but want to cut programs for the mentally ill.
if you think a respected veteran and Senator with foresight to oppose the Iraq War shouldn't be Secretary of Defense.
if you scream about the "anti-woman" customs of Taliban and back laws that would give rapists right to veto abortions.
if you think offshoring the companies jobs calls for a huge bonus and tax breaks.
if you forgot Bush walked into office with Clinton's Surplus and Obama walked into office with Bush's Deficit.
if you know that gun control isn't about guns, but about control.
if you think 1800 scientists' opinion re global warming is bogus, yet believe everything Bill O'Reily farts out.
if you support the system of predatory capitalism that condones mass poverty, homelessness, & starvation.
if you think pregnancy by rape is God's will, but can't explain why God wanted me to be raped
if you get mad at people buying snickers with an EBT card but don't mind Exxon getting 2 billion dollars in subsidies
If you keep forgetting that another word for female, black, Latino, is "American"…
if you're cool with a 102yr Old waiting 6 hours to vote, but won't support a back ground checks on a Lunatic..
8. if you think making rich people richer helps everyone else out.
if you think John McCain still has all his marbles...
if you think Jefferson was a devout Christian
if "patriotism" means investing in Halliburton and Iraq, but not in the United States of America.
if the Second Amendment is the only one that can't be touched.
if Ted Cruz's resemblance to Joe McCarthy makes you feel all tingly and giddy inside.
if you believe Herman Cain will actually say something intelligent on Fox.
if you oppose investments in America while helping billionaires make investments in the Cayman Islands...
if you blame President Obama for debt caused by a pre-Obama Wall Street crash...
if you want to subsidize fetuses but starve poor children.
if you still believe in trickle-down economics despite the facts & if so you should read this
if you say you love America, but the people you hate most always wind up being Americans.
if you claim to be a 'good Christian' but label the poor as lazy moochers -
9. if you believe that the rich are that way because of their superior morals.
if you balance your state's budget using stimulus $$ that you condemn the Feds for giving you.
if you preach fiscal conservatism while planning to build an 11,000 sq. ft. house.
10. if you advocate for secession and then run for President of the country you'd secede from.
REMEMBER THIS IS ONLY A PARTIAL LIST
hat tip to Bill Butler
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