Friday, October 3, 2008

Finally a scientific study that means something...


This is investment wisdom that I can understand.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.20
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

3 comments:

ambrosiajr said...

Damn! I wish I had known...I could have made about $5000 this year in recycling!

Aimlesswriter said...

I can't drink beer. Does wine count? lol

MiddletownMike said...

I know,
I'm switching to cans!